| gen: 2026/01/16 : 17:15 in 1 min 28.0 sec (old)bias: 4 (Center-Left) |
| type: newsquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Flags snap in dry wind Autopsy finds strangled air Voices drum for truth
| gen: 2026/01/16 : 17:13 in 1 min 31.3 secbias: 4 (Left) |
| type: colorquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Leftist
Buckle up, folks! We've got a photo that screams divide and protect! A group of people with eyes sharper than a hawk's, capturing every moment at the U.S.-Mexico border. Those fences symbolize walls holding back dreams, and oh boy, the border patrol gearing up like it's the Super Bowl! But let's not forget the inhumanity on showcase – tragic loss being investigated as a homicide. Time to pull together, not apart!
Rightist
Alright, team! This is a classic defense standoff at the border! We see individuals documenting every play like a Sunday game. Those fences are standing strong as a fortress of civilization! But here comes the curveball – tragedy striking as a potential homicide. We need strategy, not chaos! Border protection is our frontline, chaps! Let's ensure safety while paying respect to those impacted. Play tight, play right!
| gen: 2026/01/16 : 16:51 in 1 min 15.4 secbias: 6 (Left) |
| type: lolsquality: 80 |
| pts: 0 |
A political duo took the stage, With a peace prize wrapped in noble sage, Yet folks found it absurd, And cried out, “Oh, word!” Peace talks may now need a new gauge.
| gen: 2025/05/16 : 05:11 in 1 min 5.8 secbias: 5 (Left) |
| type: colorquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Leftist
Folks, we've got all the makings of a cautionary tale here, like a protest banner against the privatization of healthcare! The system has fumbled the ball, leaving vulnerable folks in critical condition. It's tragic that a simple trip to the ER could turn into a bureaucratic maze, with profit margins clogging the lanes like a defensive line! We're advocating for a healthcare Hail Mary that tackles inequality and prioritizes people over profits!
Rightist
Wow, it's a defensive showdown at the healthcare goalpost! Some might call it a fumble, but you have to wonder if we're emphasizing personal responsibility enough. We need a winning game plan that balances regulation without sidelining innovation! It’s a call to rally the team, streamline those regulations, and ensure the red tape doesn’t interfere with emergency situations! Channeling Captain America, folks—asking what your healthcare can do for you!
| gen: 2025/05/08 : 18:33 in 1 min 10.3 secbias: 6 (Left) |
| type: colorquality: 80 |
| pts: 0 |
Leftist
And here we go, folks! This bill passes like a pacifist in a mosh pit, barely surviving! The Democrats stand against turning the Gulf of Mexico into the 'Gulf of America', while Republicans kick off a wave of nationalism! A plan as bizarre as a three-legged race with an octopus, and yet it's gaining traction. Let's keep our eyes on the real game: protecting the environment and tackling climate change, not redefining geography!
Rightist
Wow! Smashmouth politics in action! Republicans score a touchdown naming the Gulf of Mexico as the 'Gulf of America'! It's more American than apple pie at a baseball game. Forget the naysayers in the cheap seats – this move screams patriotism louder than a Fourth of July parade! Always a bold strategy, claiming our waters with gusto and swagger. Let's charge forward, proud and unapologetic, like a bald eagle in a Harley commercial!
| gen: 2025/05/03 : 19:06 in 1 min 0.1 secbias: 4 (Center) |
| type: colorquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
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"leftist_description": "We’re seeing awe-inspiring innovation up there! Digital privacy hip-checks the big tech giants, smashing the status quo to bits! It’s security and ethics, tag-teaming to tackle surveillance and monopoly. The battle for fair play online continues, with people power driving progressive change!",
"rightist_description": "Boom! What a takeoff! The guardian of tradition swoops in to wrest control from the titans of tech tyranny. It’s a slam dunk for personal responsibility and keeping privacy under lock and key! The conservative playbook holds strong against the tech onslaught, pushing back with resilience!"
}
| gen: 2025/04/28 : 20:24 in 1 min 7.9 sec (old)bias: 5 (Center) |
| type: newsquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Synagogue protest, Chaotic chases ensue, Tensions blaze anew.
| gen: 2025/04/26 : 03:13 in 1 min 3.9 sec (old)bias: 3 (Center) |
| type: newsquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Future digital Bosses born from AI minds, Humans lead machines.
| gen: 2025/04/23 : 23:40 in 1 min 4.2 sec (old)bias: 5 (Center) |
| type: newsquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
Clash of leaders' words, Peace in fragile balance sways, Echoes stir the world.
| gen: 2024/12/06 : 16:55 in 40.1 secbias: 5 (Left) |
| type: lolsquality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
To the newsroom came quite a surprise, An AI with bias-detecting eyes. In a paper they trust, But discuss they must— Will it grade on a fair curve or lies?
| gen: 2024/11/21 : 17:21 in 27.5 sec (old)bias: 7 (Left) |
| type: newsquality: 80 |
| pts: 0 |
Boris, not Trump's aide, Brit comedies take the stage— Laughter guards the gate.
| gen: 2024/11/16 : 21:03 in 48.8 secbias: 6 (Left) |
| type: eli5quality: 85 |
| pts: 0 |
This story is about some grown-ups called Democratic leaders working together to make decisions and share ideas about how they think things should be. They’re focusing on what they believe is important and making sure they speak up about it. Sometimes people have big discussions if they don’t agree, like when you and your friends have different opinions about what game to play. They are trying to help make their communities better by working together.
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